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Yeah it's a long story. But you can stick around, bitch. The secret to my sucecss would have to be my excellent luck and eternal happiness. Yeah that sounds hokey but I do not know what else to call it. Maybe my uhh super powers. So thanx to my super powers I have been able to exist for seventeen long years. Years which I do so thouroughly enjoy. I only love 6 things in this world: Life, Orange, Running, the Moon, Hot Dogs, and the United States of America. Hah! Yeah. OOh my favorite color is orange, so favorite that I love it and died my hair that color. Oh yeah as to the running explaination well, and for all seriousness, I have this physical condition where I have to exercise in order to not get a headache. Basically I'm addicted to a chemical produced when my body worx hard(They're called endorphines), and if i don't get enough of it I black out, like i did in eigth grade for 53 days. Not fun. And as for life my philosophy is that all life is fucking awesome, I think seeking out death is cowardly and that to die is the worst punishment ever. I mean, if there is no after life we're fucked, this is all we have. And I don't feel like missing it. The moon, well it pretty much rules the sky and is a reflection of the sun's light which in turn lets you look at the sun but not be burned by it's intense rays. And as for my patriotism. Fuck yes! You cannot defeat the USA, it will rule you! I dun't care who is the prez. I love the land and the people and principles of this "New World". Sure corruption is more than rampant, but I LOVE IT SO FUCKING MUCH! USA ALLTHE WAY! Mnn. Love. Ar har har.
And Hot Dogs?! So goood in the mouth, but i'm on a Sabatacle from them and it whomps.

Oh geeze. Okay I'm not a virgin. My compuzor skills are mediocre. So much so that I can't even spell check. I live in an apartment. I get into dangerous situations and watch the best movies ever. Maybe my parents will get me a newer computer for christmas. But it'll only be good if they let me pick it out. I like doing everything all the time with everyone. I'm pretty much a big jerk. Its great. I try not to act like a jerk but it is unavoidable. I do sum lame shit. Mnn Be my friend!

"It matters that the world knows We must celebrate the gift of life Every day in some way, and We must always remember To play after every storm."- Mattie J.

Coooool. (>00)> That is pretty much all of it. <(00<) Oh yeah IS it breaking da rulez if ur born in '87 but still cool enough to work a mouse?

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